Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role: Rose Byrne
Doing it all gets a whole new meaning in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You. Rose Byrne plays a therapist whose child is dealing with an eating disorder and being nourished by a feeding tube, whose family has been displaced from their home due to a flood, whose husband is away on military duty, and whose patients need her in some healthy and sometimes toxic ways. Each one of these stressors would be more than enough, but they also come with a dose of guilt, shame, and plenty of judgement from others about how she “should” be managing them. If you’re anything like me, just reading that paragraph gave you a pang or two (or more) of discomfort, and boy does Rose Byrne play the life as most of us experience it - desperately wanting to do a good job, every success in one area is also a failure in others, and more than a modicum of sincere frustration and genuine anger.
The film has the chaos of Marty Supreme without all the funny parts, and certainly without any big wins. Nobody wants to live like that, and yet most who do have no choice and very little way out. How much can one person take without cracking up completely? That’s the question this movie grapples with, ironically with a therapist who can’t simply change her circumstances by simply changing her attitude. This film is both hauntingly familiar and disturbing enough to avoid if you can’t hack it. But if you do, you might just learn something important. (or you’ll have a movie to tell your friends/family, “JUST WATCH THIS, it will explain everything for me!”)






